Helios had wished him a Happy Father's Day. Bad move sun god, bad move.

 

Kratos is arguably the most bad-ass videogame character to grace games; so why is he all the way down in spot number ten? Is it the fact that he has no concern about anyone's life but his own? Could it be that before the bar fight, we'd only be conversing with each other in the form of grunts and grr's? It has to do with, well, what makes him Kratos. After he wins the fight, he’ll merely decapitate you as well. Last time I checked, blood and gin don't make for a good drink.

                                        A sketch drawing made right before he burned the sketcher...

 

Now that’s a !@%$ing dragon! Kicking ass and then torching them should be Charzard’s slogan. There was a dispute before putting him on the list due to the fact a bar fight would not occur because no sane (possibly a heavily intoxicated) man would bother to attack A FREAKING DRAGON. Charzard also gets points for its usefulness. Want a flaming drink, a sweet flight, or even a cool pet to show off? Charzard’s the perfect creature for the job.

                                   Apprently how he shapens his blades.

 

A man with as much depth as a puddle, Marcus is still one of the scariest guys to come across. His biceps are the size of sledgehammers and we have a good guess that they’re just as deadly. Plus, he has that chainsaw-gun. Just sayin.

 

                                                    Man those are some nice looking...swords...

 

The only female on our list sure is a fine one. While she may offer great support in the fight, the interesting part is what we’ll do once the ass whooping is finished.

 

 

Ok, ok. Yes, the only reason he's here is so we can laugh at his ass kicking so much that it would numb any pain that comes from ours.